Thursday, September 8, 2011

oh my fucking god this shit is still getting hits!?

WOW. You fucking guys! You people are still coming to look at this decrepit piece of digital shit? This motherfuck is already like three weeks old - at this point I figured it was about as relevant as my 1998 AOL away message telling Brittany I was gettin' that dome from Brittany's friend in a sort of roundabout but in your fucking face BITCH way cause that shit was is the business in (  )th grade always or the email I never sent to that kinda hot chick that just killed her kid about the porno we should make, be making, whatever. Could honestly still fucking make in a dope way and we get paid and fuck and I get famous for fucking your crazy bitch ass in the craziest way I got these ide- whatever.

Wow. Impressive. Yeah. SO, gotta blog, gotta do it, gotta feed red meat to my people, keep my base hungry. Hmm. Here's something no one has blogged about:



Sooo, I checked out this new crew making little bitch waves in the music industry, Oddfuture, and I decided I wanted to be the four millionth blogger that chews on there asshole to get my verbal e-jaculaton poppin' - Little brotha lynch hung sperms all singing and rapping about eating cock in morgues and swag and shit and  say these guys are aight!

Difficult. Real quick though, dogggg, why the fuck are you eating pink xanies? You like those .25s? Serious you don't like bars or shit? No bars? Word.. Those little shits are to drugs what these fools are to music, what cops are to hittin licks, what whales are to little ass minnows and other small ass fishes. Get the fuck out you fucki(INSERT EVERY BLOG POST ON THE INTERNETS SINCE THESE PUNKS GUYS DROPPED).

Na, me neither. Fuck bars! Nobody likes these ugly fuackin thng.s...s..at allllllllld..

So, lemme rephrase: these guys are the next generation of siiick, RETARDED-fresh, they belong in the whatever big ass crazy hall of fame for mad talented people with hella next level game because of their zany lyrical futuristic art content shit, and I just wanna give them MAD PROPS. All props. You fucking faggot swaggot children! NOW WAIT A SECOND! WHAT THE FUCK!? WATCH THIS craaaazy guy EAT A BUG and PUKE and KILL HIMSELF ITS SO FUCKING BASQUIAT IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE WILL EVER TALK ABOUT AGAIN AS FAR AS ART AND MUSIC WOOOOW. Fuck that- sick skills lyrically favored geniuses very talented guys very skillful young sick men yeah.

Speak:


HAHA. What? Can't wait til these little shits catch their first fuckin minor in possessions and go see X in the county somewhere cause you know that motherfuckers still lurking up in there runnin it been in there on that murder beef for 12 years trying that mothafucka... oddfuture vs. xraided let's see that shiiiit. Pink Xanies. The fuck. Whatever. KEEP STRIKING EM OUT BIG GUYS! MOMMAS PROUD! I'm loving this strike shit, too, mang. Word is bond. Yep.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

how i write




So I just encountered this song on this old ass crazy burned CD that my incarcerated friend made for me I felt like I needed to blog so it became inspiration for me to write this little jaunt in two seconds hope you enjoy it and fuck the grammar, take it as a lyrical fart with no wind. Ha.

Here I am in the heart of my city in the heart of my brain and I can't wait til its ozone depletes and we sip acid rain, its all fake smiles and i don't love sanctity but i love restoring braincells, after abusing phenethylamines through the magic of neurobioplasticity - you can't imagine the guilt because it's just not even there, i just breathe in pollution and choke on fresh air so i deserve myself and all my great magics, I live on the brink, i own my insanity like the pathologist holding winehouse's toxicity report dripping red ink - it could be pathology or maybe disorder but it's like seeing whistling coroners after taking the first sip of a drink they just paid for, left and ordered - the relief is enormous it's the size of a ship, too constipated from opiates to consider a shit, too stupid to realize all of this isn't more important than wit - i'll become a philanthropist, get sober - go to the tropics and plant lots of coca and let the world know i just wanted to know ya in thirty five years when the CIA unseals my dossier.

- For all the future ultra-narcissist hezbollah brats that blindfold their women and smack them with bats, grilling brats in their backyards, breeding bats to eat rats, praying to the Koran and the Bible in a holy matrimony that's laughing lackluster tragic.






No fucking wonder I've been diagnosed with shit just on the basis of my confiscated journals...

Friday, August 12, 2011

sometimes i write

Writing is the representation of language in a textual medium through the use of a set of signs or symbols.


This story was published in the cute little e-zine The Scruffy Dog Review's April 2010 issue.
Here it is again. More writing to come. Sooner than I think.


The Dishonesty of Karma
(Based on an account I saw in a national geographic special)
by Alexander Ziperovich

I.

There is no money in the dusty heat of this village.
His father is dead. I cannot feed this child by myself.

Outside my window I hear the door to the apartment open and shut at night.
I cannot ignore it.

My son almost drowned in the river today. He is not strong because he does not eat.
All I have is a pouch with a few lentils.

His stomach is bloated.
I ask my friend: “Who are the girls that go to that apartment?”

“He takes their kidneys and he pays them.”

That afternoon I leave the sleeping boy and I knock on the door.
He is tall and he wears dark sunglasses inside the shadowy room.

“Lay down.”
He lifts my shirt and feels the flesh around my protruding ribs. His hard fingers press into me.

“I will give you four thousand rupees for your kidney. You need only one to survive.”
He gives me some seasoned chicken and rice. I do not save any for the child.

The sun outside is fire.
I look at the sky and I am scared I am going to go blind.

He comes to my door three days later and he wraps rough canvass around my eyes.
He takes me to a hotel in the city.

He tells me I will be paid afterwards. He closes the blinds on the windows.
He tells me to lie down on the bed and close my eyes.

A man enters the room and examines me. He injects me.
I hear flies buzzing.

My eyes are fluttering open.
I am injected.

II.

I smell the smoke from a hundred old cigarettes.
It bothers me that they smoked while they watched.

The other man holds a bag of melting ice on my throbbing body.
The man and a new larger man stare down at me both behind sunglasses.

There are a few red soaked towels.
I try to lift myself but the pain pushes me back down.

The men leave the room and I hear them whisper through the door.
I am injected.

In a few hours they begin checking their watches.
They open the blinds and the sun is growing.

The man sits on the bed and places an envelope by my limp hand.
“It is done. You are alive?” He smiles and shows me his gold teeth.

I stare at my reflection in his glasses. “Yes.”
“Good. We will let you rest until noon, and then we will return you to your village.”

I am woken up. The man touches his wristwatch and shrugs.
“You must walk out without help so that we do not look suspicious.”

I am wearing a new, thick dress and it sticks to the gauze on my abdomen.
I clutch the wall and shuffle to the elevator.

The men do not look at me.
The man from the apartment takes me by the hand and walks me to a sedan.

His words to the driver are inaudible.
I fall asleep in the back seat bleeding.

It is almost dark. The driver taps my shoulder.
“Good luck.” He does not help me out.

III.

A few days pass and I am strong enough to go to the market.
I feed my child more food than he eats in a month.

He knows I have sacrificed for him and he won’t look me in my eyes.
We sleep together in my bed and I hold him against my healing scar.

We eat together in silence and then we light incense afterwards.
One day I see him swimming in the river. He looks strong and healthy.

IIII.

He stops eating. We have enough food, for once, but he cannot eat it.
For days, he does not eat anything. I am angry; I have sacrificed for him.

He begins losing weight. He turns yellow. He has a fever.
I resent him.

He does not leave his bed. He is wheezing and crying at the same time.
He mumbles incoherently at night and it enrages me and I don’t sleep in my fury.

The village doctor comes and looks at him. She also looks at the uneaten food.
“His organs are failing.”

“He needs a doctor in the city or he will die within the week.”
I sell the food and we go to the hospital in the city.

We wait in a crowded room among the sick and dying.
The endless coughing drives me mad. We wait.

IIIII.

“Your son has renal failure. His death will swiftly be upon him unless he receives a kidney transplant immediately.”
The doctor stares at me expectantly.

I look at my glistening son. His eyes roll back into his head.
“If you give him a kidney, he will probably survive.”

We walk through the crowded waiting room and leave the hospital into the dark, steaming streets.
I carry his limp, burning body through the city.

I buy a flower with my last few rupees as I cradle the child.
We walk to a bench near a bridge overlooking a violent river and sit down.

My child is burning with heat.

The flowing water looks cold at night and I stare at it.




Monday, August 8, 2011

it don't get no filthier

YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEOS:

FEEL A PERSONAL FAVORITE:


AND HOLLER ONE TIME FOR A THUGGED OUT JESUS MIDGET:


AND FOR THOSE THAT AINT FUCKIN' WIT THE GGC (God Gang Clique) HAVE SOME OF THIS:


Man, yall just ain't knowin...

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Tainted Snow Dripping Down The Throat Of Seattle!

It's snowing some weird shit in August.

So, I'm back in Seattle and I just can't help noticing how many dumb motherfuckers are still snorting "coke", like, constantly. The Stranger broke this national story months ago but for those of us who still have problems getting through the "big" sentences let me just break this shit down for you.
 
I'll be like this nice doctor and explain with pictures!











Doing this ^ leads to this:

It likes to eat your face, btw.
Don't forget to nair!












Conclusion: doing coke is fucking retarded


Don't be surprised when after a long night of snorting some quality coke you suddenly see your reflection in the mirror change from your beautiful face into fucking Blanca from Street Fighter. Time to electrocute yourself constantly in the most ill-conceived special attack ever.

From Sexy ass Chun-Li to this ugly prick.

 
Damn.


 Turning from sexy ass Chun-Li to ugly ass Blanca all for some careless snorting and freebasing with the homies. Ain't that a bitch.






THE STORY IN BRIEF:
There were THREE front page articles in The Stranger about this horrifying new phenomenon, please, all those that can read, read this shit, it will blow your little mind apart if you have not yet read it. Here's a simple graph showing how Levamisole-tainted cocaine has exponentially increased in prevalence since 2005 when it was in a paltry 1.9% of the seized cocaine samples to 2009 where the shit is found in 73.2% of all the yayo seized:





By now it's safe to assume that Levamisole is in basically EVERY bag of blow out there. Period. Recent estimations by people at The Stranger, DanceSafe, and a few harm reduction outfits in Seattle estimate that Levamisole is in roughly 85% of cocaine nationally and they believe the percentage is probably higher in Seattle.

So, this is a warning to all you people out there that are too fucking stupid to put down the straw and move on to a new drug: if you keep snorting blow you're going to turn into a fucking burn-unit freak through the lovely disease of agranulocytosis. BAD SHIT.

The End. And Thank God my guy keeps his nose candy FRESH

Just kidding idiots.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Eat this burrito

 
oh my fucking god
props to matt swartz and the rest of the crew holding me down with the realness

Here everybody start hallucinating. Like, try and imagine you DIDN'T drink half a gallon of sherm and you DIDN'T eat a thousand blotters an hour ago looking at these images together, playing the song, nodding your head. 
Freaks.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

HAPPY THINGS!


 FUKKSC SOPBRIETY!

My painting in Jason Karaban's studio!

My little kid art!
A box of fresh aerosol happy sauce cans!

 Sick Du-Visor dogg. Clean my balls for me and wash my ass homie. And roll that chronic trick.



                         










                         





 
FUCK YES.